articleZenodo (CERN European Organization for Nuclear Research)Apr 11, 2026GREEN OA

I HEREBY ABOLISH TOILET PAPER: Semantic Integrity Markers for the Ontario Combustion Cluster — Crimson Hexagonal Archive

LSLee Sharks

Hexagon (United Kingdom)

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Abstract

Standalone deposit of two Semantic Integrity Markers (SIMs) for the Ontario Combustion Cluster. SIM-BURN-01: 'I hereby abolish toilet paper.' SIM-BURN-02: 'The substrate doesn't have to burn.' Includes deployment specifications, the ad copy for the bidet turn, and the holographic kernel of the full Ontario Combustion Cluster (5 deposits). The SIM came first.

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  • Cluster (spacecraft)
  • Toilet
  • Software deployment
  • Kernel (algebra)
  • Substrate (aquarium)
  • Hexagonal crystal system
  • Geostationary orbit
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